Post Apocalyptic Runway Fashion

Once the polar ice caps melt, one will be required to strap on a reinforced cloth dildo under one's hip skirt, and specialty gloves to lift it up. The boots will be a necessary but expendable stabilizing factor, a luxury in hard times.

In a moneyless economy, brown yarn will do as a unit of power exchange. Bronzing lotion protects the skin from hot gasses.

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